Kill Count: Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

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I’m back with another kill count, this time it’s the next installment of Star Wars, Revenge of the Sith.

To refresh, here are the rules…

  1. Destroying vehicles count as 1 kill, unless it’s a 2-person vehicle; there is no guesswork involved here.
  2. Droids don’t technically count, but I’ll still count them and put the total with droid kills in parentheses so you can see who killed the most. Otherwise this movie is less than 5 total kills.
  3. I also will choose what I consider to be the main and secondary characters. I’m not going to count how many kills Stormtrooper #7 had.

Without further adieu, let’s jump in!

  • Anakin kills 7 buzz droids on Obi-Wan’s ship during the battle of Coruscant.
  • Anakin kills (on screen) 17 battle droids in the hangar bay.
  • Obi-Wan kills 18 battle droids in the hangar bay.
  • Anakin kills 5 battle droids in the elevator.
  • Obi-Wan also kills 5 battle droids in the elevator.
  • Obi-Wan kills 2 super battle droids in the fight with Count Dooku.
  • Anakin beheads Count Dooku at the urging of Palpatine.
  • Anakin kills 9 droids in the bridge of the droid ship.
  • Obi-Wan kills 2 droids in the bridge of the droid ship.
  • Obi-Wan kills 4 droids on Utapau before confronting Grievous.
  • Grievous kills 4 clone troopers in his vehicle.
  • Palpatine kills Jedi Masters Mace Windu, Saesee Tinn, Agan Kolar, and Kit Fisto in his office.
  • Yoda kills 2 clone troopers on Kashyyyk.
  • Darth Vader kills 7 younglings in the Jedi Temple.
  • Yoda kills 9 clones guarding the Jedi Temple.
  • Obi-Wan kills 7 clone troopers guarding the Jedi Temple.
  • Anakin kills 5 droids in the control center on Mustafar.
  • Anakin kills 17 of the Separatist leaders on Mustafar.
  • Anakin is seen killing 3 Padawans in the Jedi Temple on the security tapes.
  • Anakin kills Padme by force choking her.

Film Totals

  1. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: 29 (72 including droids)
  2. Obi-Wan Kenobi: 7 (38 including droids)
  3. Yoda: 11
  4. Emperor Palpatine: 4
  5. Grievous: 4

Saga Totals

  1. Anakin Skywalker: 58 (113 including droids)
  2. Yoda: 11
  3. Obi Wan Kenobi: 8 (24 including droids
  4. General Grievous: 4
  5. Emperor Palpatine: 4
  6. Jango Fett: 3
  7. Mace Windu: 2 (3 including droids)
  8. Darth Maul: 1
  9. Padme Amidala: 1 (6 including droids)
  10. Qui-Gon Jinn: 0 (27 including droids)
  11. Jar Jar Binks: 0 (3 including droids)

Stay tuned for the first of the original Star Wars trilogy, A New Hope, next Wednesday at noon!

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