Kill Count: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

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It’s time for another kill count. I’m a couple days late because I totally forgot to schedule the post. My bad. Let’s get to it!

To refresh, here are the rules…

  1. Destroying vehicles count as 1 kill, unless it’s a 2-person vehicle; there is no guesswork involved here.
  2. Droids don’t technically count, but I’ll still count them and put the total with droid kills in parentheses so you can see who killed the most. Otherwise this movie is less than 5 total kills.
  3. I also will choose what I consider to be the main and secondary characters. I’m not going to count how many kills Stormtrooper #7 had.

Without further adieu, here is your Episode VII kill count.

  • Poe Dameron shoots 5 Stormtroopers during the Attack on Jakku Village.
  • Kylo Ren kills Lor San Tekka with his broad saber.
  • Finn kills 23 (By my count) First Order troopers and officers in the Hangar Bay with the TIE Fighter.
  • Rey kills 2 of the would be thieves in the market place.
  • Finn kills shoots down both TIE Fighters.
  • Han Solo throws a member of Kanjiklub to the Rathtar.
  • Chewbacca kills a member of the Guavian Death Gang.
  • Han kills a member of the Guavian Death Gang with Chewie’s bowcaster.
  • Rey kills 3 Stormtroopers in the forest of Takodana.
  • Han shoots 5 Stormtroopers when escaping Maz’s Castle.
  • Finn stabs a Stormtrooper with his lightsaber.
  • Han kills a Stormtrooper as he tries to kill Finn.
  • Han kills another Stormtrooper as he escapes the First Order.
  • Finn kills 2 Stormtroopers as they attack him outside the remains of Maz’s Castle.
  • Poe Dameron kills 9 TIE Fighters, their 18 total crew members, and 3 Stormtroopers in his black X-Wing.
  • Chewbacca kills a Stormtrooper in Starkiller Base.
  • Han kills 3 Stormtroopers in the hallway of Starkiller Base.
  • Chewbacca kills a Stormtrooper in the hallway of Starkiller base.
  • (SPOILER ALERT) Kylo Ren kills Han Solo with a gut-wrenching stab to the stomach.
  • Chewbacca kills 10 (by my count) Stormtroopers with his Bowcaster and the explosion.
  • Rey kills 1 Stormtrooper with her gun when Han is (SPOILER ALERT) killed.

Film Totals

  1. Poe Dameron: 26
  2. Finn: 26
  3. Chewbacca: 13
  4. Han Solo: 12
  5. Rey: 6
  6. Kylo Ren: 2

Trilogy Totals:

  1. Poe Dameron: 26
  2. Finn: 26
  3. Chewbacca: 13
  4. Han Solo: 12
  5. Rey: 6
  6. Kylo Ren: 2

Saga Totals

  1. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: 71 (132 including droids)
  2. Han Solo: 36 (37 including droids)
  3. Luke Skywalker: 36
  4. Chewbacca: 27
  5. Poe Dameron: 26
  6. Finn: 26
  7. Yoda: 11
  8. Obi Wan Kenobi: 10 (26 including droids
  9. Princess Leia Organa: 9
  10. Lando Calrissian: 6
  11. Rey: 6
  12. Emperor Palpatine: 5
  13. General Grievous: 4
  14. Jango Fett: 3
  15. Mace Windu: 2 (3 including droids)
  16. Kylo Ren: 2
  17. Padme Amidala: 1 (6 including droids)
  18. Darth Maul: 1
  19. Qui-Gon Jinn: 0 (27 including droids)
  20. Jar Jar Binks: 0 (3 including droids)

 

 

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